The Banned Movie List


The Banned Movie List
(The penis-owners movie guide)

Some idiot recently posted a "top 10" movie list and for the entire month of December 2003 the list threw out names of what thet thought were the best movies of all time.

A quick perusal of this compilation should reveal the mailing list is mostly male and that the few women on the list didn't try to bamboozle us with chickflicks so yes, I'm sure The English Patient is a terribly well crafted and well acted film with a superb story and cast, the larger percentage of readership of the banned list would rather stick white hot needles in their eyes that sit through that snorefest of a turd again; therefore you will not find it here, not will you find any Ivory Merchant work here, nor films that illustrate how tough Southern women are and despite the fact Gina Davis as an absolute hottie, Thelma and Louise is right out, as well and all films like it. Besides, have you seen Gina Davis recently?

So, these are not movies that were banned, these are films the denizens of the banned list don't mind watching over and over again.

May we have the envelope please...


War Movies (and Anti-War Movies)
Siege of Firebase Gloria
Where Eagles Dare
The Great Escape
Empire of the Sun
The Last Emperor
King Rat
A Midnight Clear
Saving Private Ryan
The Green Berets
When Trumpets fade
The Enemy Below
The Battle of Britain
All's Quiet On The Western Front
Born on the Fourth of July
Tora Tora Tora!
Hamburger Hill
The Dirty Dozen
Seven Samuri
Rashomon
Apocalypse Now
The Cross of Iron
Platoon
Patton
Henry V
Stalingrad
Lawrence of Arabia
Braveheart
Guns of Naverone
Das Boot
Kelly's Heroes
M*A*S*H
Gettysburg
Full Metal Jacket
Sci/Fi - Fantasy
The Lord of the Rings Trilogy
Logan's Run
Seven
Total Recall
12 Monkeys
Minority Report
All Star Wars films
All Star Trek films
Mysterious Island
28 Days
Amdromeda Strain
Day of the Triffids
Children of the Damned
X-Men 1 and 2
The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
Blade Runner
Alien (and sequels)
Predator (and sequels)
The Fifth Element
Witches of Eastwick
2001
2010
Devils Advocate
Brazil
Buckaroo Banzai
Wizard of Speed and Time
Farce
A Mighty Wind
This Is Spinal Tap
Best of Show
Horror
Evil Dead
Orca
Hellraiser
Cradle of Fear
The Thing (Carpenter version)
Dreamcatcher
Invasion of the Body Snatchers (the remake)
Texas Chainsaw Massacre - only the original, no sequels, no remakes
Braindead/Dead-Alive
Food flicks
Tampopo
Babette's Feast
The Cook, the Thief, His Wife and Her Lover
Chocolate
Like Water To Chocolate
Big Night
Crime Movies
Death On The Nile
Italian Job (both versions)
Leon
The Grifters
The Maltese Falcon
The Untouchables
LA Confidential
Miller's Crossing
Ronin
Dirty Harry
Ocean's 11
Reservoir Dogs
Jackie Brown
Chinatown
Boondock Saints
The Two Jakes
The Roaring Twenties
Public Enemy
Swordfish
The Usual Suspects
Confidence
The Sting
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
Casino
The French Connection
North by Northwest
In cold blood
Goodfellas
Donny Brascoe
Blood Simple
Sneakers
To Live and Die in LA
Comedy drama
Snatch
The Player
Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels
The Royal Tanenbaums
Just plain Weird
Memento
Ed or Edwina?
Being John Malkovich
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Brazil
Clockwork Orange
Musicals
Moulin Rouge
Rocky Horror Picture Show
Hair
Mary Poppins
Thrillers
The Shining
The Amityville Horror
Comedy of Terrors
Dracula (Bela Lugosi)
Poltergeist
Scanners
Ravenous
Play Misty for Me
Silence of the Lambs
Shadow of the Vampire
Jaws
Hannibal
Manhunter/Red Dragon
Nosferatu (silent)
The Exorcist
Kalifornia
Natural Born Killers
The Others
Sixth Sense
Interview with a Vampire
Pr0n
Debbie Does Dallas
Where The Boys Aren't
Real Big Tits vols. 7,11 and 13
Anything with Hyapatia Lee
Anything with Yulia Nova
Deep inside Annie Sprinkles
Little Oral Annie
Behind The Green Door
"Girls Gone Wild" series
"Bushwhackers" series
"Blow Jobs From Around The World" series
CD Girls - Sybian!
Deep Throat
I Am Curious Yellow
Spy movies
Spy Game
Three Days of The Condor
Arlington Rd.
The Odessa File
The Ipcriss File
Funeral in Berlin
Night Train to Munich
The Spy Who Came in From the Cold
The Bourne Identity
Any Bond file without that asshole Roger Moore
Gorky Park
The Russia House
The Third Man
La Femme Nikita (Original French version not the crap US version)
In Like Flint
Our Man Flint
Westerns
Maverick
Tombstone
Fist Full of Dollars
The Outlaw Josie Wales
Life and Times of Judge Roy Bean
For a Few Dollars More
The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
El Mariachi/Desparado directors cut
Unforgiven
The Grey Fox
Treasure of Sierra Madre
A man called Horse
Little Big Man
The Searchers
Documentary
When We Were Kings
Let it Be
Any Michael Moore film
Woodstock
The Last Waltz
Black comedy
Fargo
Aluminum V8
Pulp Fiction
Brewster McCloud
Harold and Maude
Grosse Point Blank
Happy Birthday Wanda June
Slaughterhouse 5
Animated
A bugs life
Antz
Shre
Yellow Submarine
Anything by Miyazaki
Wizards
Cool World
Coonskin
Titan AE
Toy Story
Spirited Away
Jin-Roh
TriGun
Ninja Scroll
Akira
Excel Saga
Comedy
Penn and Teller Get Killed
Animal House
Down Periscope
Happy Gilmore
Goodbye Pork Pie
Don's Party
King of Hearts (original French version)
Anger Management
Withnail and I
Meet The Feebles (Frogs of War)
Gregory's Girl
All Monty Python movies
Something Wild
The Producers
Bad Taste
Local Hero
Les Vacances de Monsieur Hulot
Anything with/by Jaques Tati
Amelie
Evil Dead 2
Army of Darkness
Blues Brothers
48 Hours
The Big Lubowski
Anything by the Coen brothers
The Big Blue
Those Magnificent Men in their Flying Machines
Johnny Dangerously
The Great Race
Harlem Nights
Up In Smoke
Beverly Hills Cop
Analyze This
A Night At The Opera
Duck Soup
Dogma
Clerks, hell, any Jay and Silet Bob movie
Animal Crackers
A Day at the Races
Modern Times
The Great Dictator
Dr. Strangelove
Young Frankenstein
The Wrong Box
It's a Mad, Mad, Mad World
Raising Arizona
Brother where art thou
The Wedding Singer
Bedazzled
Spinal Tap
The Flim-Flam Man
Fools Parade
The Hospital
Evolution
Network
Risky Business
Drama
Run Lola Run
Casablanca
8 1/2
The third man
Citizen Kane
Taming of the Shrew with Liz And Richard
Eating Raul
La Vita e bella (Life is beautiful)
King Lear (utinov)
The Man Who would be King
Woman of the dunes
Wild Strawberries
The Seventh Seal
El Norte
Manchurian Candidate
Stranger than paradise
Shawshank Redemption
The Green Mile
The Cincinnati Kid
The Commitments
Seven Years in Tibet
The Grapes of Wrath
Mad Max
Road Warrier
Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome
The Third Man
The Pianist
Bullit
Lemans
Manon of the Springs
From Here To Eternity
Colours
High Society
Wizard of Oz
Memento
Breakfast At Tiffany's
Orphans of the Storm
Birth of a Nation
The Blue Angel
A River Runs Through It
9 1/2 Days
Trainspotting
SLC Punk
La Dolce Vita
Fried Green Tomatos
Glengary Glenross
My Dinner With Andre
American Beauty
In the Heat of the Night
The Great Waldo Pepper
Scarecrow
Its a Wonderful Life
The Wall
Rushmore
A River Runs Through It
A Man For All Seasons
Virgin Suicides
Cool Hand Luke
Ghost Train
Dead Man
Bubba Hotep
Gone With The Wind
Girl Interrupted
Single White Female
Pacific Heights
Taxi Driver
Midnight Cowboy
Marathon Man
ANY Hitchcock film
Glengary Glenross

anything with Angelina Jolie
anything with Sophia Loren






Ref: Frank Mallory's database and https://mercedes-benz-publicarchive.com